Believe it or not, these laws are real.
**  It's illegal in New Jersey to slurp your soup.
**  An ordinance in San Francisco bans picking up used confetti to throw again.
**  It's against the law in Chicago to eat in a place that is on fire.
**  In Atlanta, Georgia, it's illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
**  A Texas law states that when two trains meet at a railroad crossing,
    each must come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

Drunk ants always fall over on their right side.

If you're standing on a mountaintop and the conditions are just right ... you can see a lit match from 50 miles away.